Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Dave’s in the Hospital (in Britain)

Dave's In Hospital

Who the hell is Dave ?

Well Dave is the geezer who got home late one night and Marilyn his wife, says "Where the hell have you been?" 

Dave replies "I was getting a tattoo!"

"A tattoo??" She frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?" 

"I got a hundred pound note on my privates" he said proudly. 

"What the hell were you thinking"? She said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would a Chartered Accountant get a hundred pound note tattooed on his privates?"

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.

Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.

Three, I like how money feels in my hand. 

And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred pounds anytime you want."

Dave is now in The Manchester Royal Infirmary, Critical Care Unit, Room 233. 

No visitors until further notice.



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